Godzilla (via GODZILLA LA LEYENDA - Los momentos mas cutres en la saga de Godzilla - Godzilla, Rey de los Monstruos)
Hahaha!
Accept no substitutes!
Brilliant!
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“Confusion through the window”
Pints are for sissies.
Hehe…never gets old.
Bad analogy, but still….
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The Christian Roy Orbison? Neil Grant Vosburgh, God’s Best (Found at http://www.jesusneedsnewpr.net)
Dig them shoes, man.
Yes.
America!
FUCK YEAH
That is awesome in the extreme.
Thanks Grammy!
Get this great get-rich device: Necropants
So what you do is make a pact with a male friend while he still be among the living. You agree to dig up his body from a graveyard after he dies from natural causes. You cut off his skin from the waist down and wear them, boom: Necropants. But they won’t get you any money yet; so far you are just wearing a pair of the freakiest skin tight jeans. Next you have to rob a poor widow of her money and store the cash in your departed’s ballsack along with a magical inscription. Money supposedly keeps the scrote full from then on. Before leaving the Necropants, you must pass them on to the next user in a ritual that involves something like removing one leg and the next person puts their leg in while you still have the other in.
Icelanders…
Gah!
hman:
NEVER BEFORE SEEN PHOTOS OF SUMMEROFMEGADETH BAND PRACTICE.